Arnold Schwarzenegger is a robot from the future that was sent back in time to aid the Soviet Hairstylists in their battle against the Anti-Communist Party. In an unfortunate turn of events however he was blown up, dismembered, beheaded and burnt to a crisp so many times that he eventually underwent a process called Anti-Amputation. Anti-Amputation is when a robot's damaged or missing parts are replaced with human parts. After his Anti-Amputation he went on to discover his long lost twin: Vincent, who convinced him to undergo yet another genetic experiment. After this experiment he went on to become the world's first pregnant man and single father to Junior Schwarzenegger.