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The Lacquered Cat is a famous fungologian pub on Pen Island. It has a reputation for strange drinks involving industrial strength glue, anti-freeze, and scarlet lacquer. It is also well known for the dead cat that has had it's blood drained out, replaced with formaldehyde, lacquered, and mounted above the bar. The cat wears various hats on festive occasions, e.g. on Christmas it wears a Santa Hat, and on Halloween it wears either a pumpkin or a witch hat. It is unsure how the cat accomplishes this as all the staff and customers deny having any part of it. One theory is that the cat comes to life on festive occasions and raids the hat cupboard. This theory is supported by the strong smell of formaldehyde found in the hat cupboard on festive occasions.

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