Peter the Pyromaniac was a prominent member of The Gang Of Five, married to Jean The Genocidal Genet. He was a pyromaniac, arsonist, terrorist, mass-murderer estimated to be responsible for the deaths of more than three million people.
Life[]
Before the Gang Of Five[]
It is generally believed that Peter grew up moving from orphanage to orphanage, burning down each one until he was sent to Mrs. Pereditory's Home For Criminally Insane Children. There he excelled as a top student, graduating with a Ph.D. in Arson, Masters Degree in Homicide and a Bachelor of Arts in Pyrotechnics.
Gang of Five[]
Peter then went on to torch most of a small Caribbean nation, before rejoining his former classmates Michael Mouse, Robert The Rat, Annie The Assassin and his soon-to-be wife Jean The Genocidal Genet, whom he married within a few years with Michael as his best man. The Gang Of Five is believed to have killed around fifteen million people in the period while Peter was a member.
Operation Twelvetree[]
Following their obtainment of intelligence showing that the Gang of Five intended to raze twelve cities to the ground across the USA, due to the fact that they had 'enjoyed Pefetoba so much', the United States Military immediately began to devise a complex plan to eliminate the gang, known as Operation Twelvetree. The plan's specifics are unclear, although it is believed that the government wished to lure the gang into the World Trade Center, and then drive an apparently hijacked passenger plane into the building and proclaim it to be an act of terror. In a bizarre coincidence, Operation Twelvetree was executed on the same day as Al-Qaeda's 9/11 attacks (that is, on the eleventh of September 2001). The plan failed, and Michael, Jean, Annie & Robert were able to escape alive. However, Peter the Pyromaniac was not, and has not been seen since.
Since 2001[]
Since Operation Twelvetree, Peter's status has been unknown, and it has generally been accepted he died in the events of 9/11, although no remains or conclusive proof have ever been produced. This has lead to speculation that he could be alive, potentially kept in captivity by the US government in a location such as Antarctica or the dark side of the Moon.