Sentient Cheeseburger
41iGYV4-KiL. SX300
Yummy, but deadly.
Conservation status
A Rare Delicacy in 'Murica.
Scientific classification
Kingdom Animalia
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General statistics
Mean Height 2 m
Mean Weight 100 kg
Mean Edibility Over 9000!
Mean Danger 81

The Sentient Cheeseburger Is a creature that lives in the alternate dimension known as 'Murica. It is, on average, 2 Metres tall and 100 KG in weight. It is a rare delicacy in 'Murica. Not because there are very few of it, its just because the people hunting it usually get eaten by it.