The Soviet Hairstylists are a communist group lead by Arnold Schwarzenegger. They gained their name through an administration mishap involving a group of Russians and a rather sharp knife. Their war cry is: "Darling your hair looks gorgeous!" They are allied with North Korea, The Japanese Communist Party and Vlorble. They are currently at war with The Anti-Communist Party.


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